My name is Erin and I'm 17 and I am especially good at reblogging things. Side note: Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via fantastimonsy)

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ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

(via intensional)

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officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

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thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(Source: smilestoinspire, via egberts)

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lubricates:

maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier

(via zackisontumblr)

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supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

(via egberts)

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foxnewsofficial:

hey don’t reblog leaked nudes don’t do that

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Anonymous asked: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?


Answer:

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

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Sensory Overload and how to cope.

(click on images to zoom)

(Source: recovery-community, via fantastimonsy)

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heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

(via nickimlnaj)

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dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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(via insignificvntt)

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